This is gonna be La Cosa Nostra till I die, Be it an hour from now, or be it tonight, or a hundred years from now, when I'm in jail. It's gonna be La Cosa Nostra
-John Gotti, Boss
Our Investigative reporter Sandino "The Artichoke King" Alfonso... No relation to the Highland Alfonso's, sat down with popular blogger "L" and the discussion ranged from the great opportunities for mob infiltration in the Ellenville casino, to Ferguson to the fading role of African American's in today's Drug INC. world. Replies to this note will include excerpts of the interview, with a full report to be released shortly. Sandino--The Artichoke King--Alfonso
Artichoke King: So, "L", what do you think of the proposed casino here in Ellenville?? "L" : Well, I'm pissed off because I don't think its gonna happen. AK: Why? "L":'Cause you usually want your front man to be squeaky clean, and in this case, our front man tried to bop his own sissy...that's disgusting! AK: True that,"L"...So if the casino does happen, what kinds of things do you see happening? "L": Awwgh Shit, we be rollin in cash money, choke boy! I see Ellenville turning into one big laundry mat. AK: Laundry Mat? "L": You are a stupid ass WOP if you don't know what I mean. Let's just say the area will benefit from alot of new busisness funded as the result of having a casino nearby. AK: Do you worry about new competition? I mean..you run the area now..All this new money, will attract people wanting a piece of the pie. "L": I'm confident that my upline will have my back. Also different punk-ass crews are behind the other projects, so if w gotta go to war..things will get bloody. AK: You think there will be a mob war? "L": Hey.. Ya never know? All I'm sayin is that I'm taking a trip to the Dirty next month and restocking the gat closet, woord up. ----------- This was the first part of my extraordinary interview with the notorious "L". Please check back later for further installments. Chaio! Sandino
This truly is cutting-edge material. Sometimes you mustlose your mind to find out exactly what it can do. :)
poAstmaster...the A was bequeathed upon me by fellow top-trollers on a very popular meteorological related website that we trolled to death several years ago. It was so bad, that the trolling itself actually made the news..I just poast here for fun. The goal here, I think, is to take first and second party conversations..events..etc.and make them purely fictitious. In this way, you can believe what you want, but in the end..nobody gets hurt.
In this interview, we touch on the recent events in Ferguson Missouri as well as L's take on crime, the mob, and politics. -Sandino "Artichoke King" Alfonso.
AK: So, "L", what is your take on the recent events in Ferguson? L: I got one word for it..Bullshit! Those cops set those fires to make the black people look like they are violent sub humans who must be delt with harshly to protect white america from their savagery. AK: That's quite an accusation! L: This is right from the racist playbook. It's happened before..look at the Rodney King and the LA riots, and where I grew up in Philly. AK: You grew up in Philly? L: Word Up. I ended up here because my main bitch moved here when I did 42 months at Napanoch several years ago, and we never left. AK: So what happened in Philadelphia? L: Well, my Momma told me that in 1964, the same shit that happened in NE Philly that happened in Fergy. A sister named Odessa Bradford got the shit beat out of her simply because her car broke down. People had enough of pigs frontin on them so they went hamster! (AK's note.. I slightly paraphrase what L is saying) AK: So what happened? L: NE Philly is still a rough hood. Damm good people come out of those hard conditions. My boy Bernard Hopkins throwin it down..is a good example! AK: Do you think there could be a Ferguson here? L: Can't say, bro. If the pigs get too far out of line, it could happen. There are too many cases in NYC to count...Sean Bell, Amadou Diallo, Abner Louima...What is the next powder keg? AK: Fascinating!
We will continue next time with our final installment of my interview with local hoodster "L"
Our Investigative reporter Sandino "The Artichoke King" Alfonso... No relation to the Highland Alfonso's, sat down with popular blogger "L" and the discussion ranged from the great opportunities for mob infiltration in the Ellenville casino, to Ferguson to the fading role of African American's in today's Drug INC. world.
ReplyDeleteReplies to this note will include excerpts of the interview, with a full report to be released shortly.
Sandino--The Artichoke King--Alfonso
Artichoke King: So, "L", what do you think of the proposed casino here in Ellenville??
ReplyDelete"L" : Well, I'm pissed off because I don't think its gonna happen.
AK: Why?
"L":'Cause you usually want your front man to be squeaky clean, and in this case, our front man tried to bop his own sissy...that's disgusting!
AK: True that,"L"...So if the casino does happen, what kinds of things do you see happening?
"L": Awwgh Shit, we be rollin in cash money, choke boy! I see Ellenville turning into one big laundry mat.
AK: Laundry Mat?
"L": You are a stupid ass WOP if you don't know what I mean. Let's just say the area will benefit from alot of new busisness funded as the result of having a casino nearby.
AK: Do you worry about new competition? I mean..you run the area now..All this new money, will attract people wanting a piece of the pie.
"L": I'm confident that my upline will have my back. Also different punk-ass crews are behind the other projects, so if w gotta go to war..things will get bloody.
AK: You think there will be a mob war?
"L": Hey.. Ya never know? All I'm sayin is that I'm taking a trip to the Dirty next month and restocking the gat closet, woord up.
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This was the first part of my extraordinary interview with the notorious "L". Please check back later for further installments. Chaio!
Sandino
YO WHOPPACHOKE BOY. YOU BETTER POST ALL THE FACTS CAUSE I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE WITH THE 116TH CREW..BLOODZ GONNA GET YA
Delete"L"
YO L--Dont be rattin in this interview. Say Nothing. You Don't Know Nothing. You Don't know where Joe Helt is. You know nothing! Got It! Say Nothing.
ReplyDeleteI have Nothing to say.
I AINT NO RAT. I DONT KNOW NO CRACKER NAMED JOE HELT. I WAS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD BACK THEN.
ReplyDeleteL
Postmaster, you have lost your mind.
ReplyDeleteSorry... I mean Poastmaster
ReplyDeleteThis truly is cutting-edge material. Sometimes you mustlose your mind to find out exactly what it can do. :)
DeletepoAstmaster...the A was bequeathed upon me by fellow top-trollers on a very popular meteorological related website that we trolled to death several years ago. It was so bad, that the trolling itself actually made the news..I just poast here for fun. The goal here, I think, is to take first and second party conversations..events..etc.and make them purely fictitious. In this way, you can believe what you want, but in the end..nobody gets hurt.
Interview with Notorious "L" ..Part 2
ReplyDeleteIn this interview, we touch on the recent events in Ferguson Missouri as well as L's take on crime, the mob, and politics. -Sandino "Artichoke King" Alfonso.
AK: So, "L", what is your take on the recent events in Ferguson?
L: I got one word for it..Bullshit! Those cops set those fires to make the black people look like they are violent sub humans who must be delt with harshly to protect white america from their savagery.
AK: That's quite an accusation!
L: This is right from the racist playbook. It's happened before..look at the Rodney King and the LA riots, and where I grew up in Philly.
AK: You grew up in Philly?
L: Word Up. I ended up here because my main bitch moved here when I did 42 months at Napanoch several years ago, and we never left.
AK: So what happened in Philadelphia?
L: Well, my Momma told me that in 1964, the same shit that happened in NE Philly that happened in Fergy. A sister named Odessa Bradford got the shit beat out of her simply because her car broke down. People had enough of pigs frontin on them so they went hamster! (AK's note.. I slightly paraphrase what L is saying)
AK: So what happened?
L: NE Philly is still a rough hood. Damm good people come out of those hard conditions. My boy Bernard Hopkins throwin it down..is a good example!
AK: Do you think there could be a Ferguson here?
L: Can't say, bro. If the pigs get too far out of line, it could happen.
There are too many cases in NYC to count...Sean Bell, Amadou Diallo, Abner Louima...What is the next powder keg?
AK: Fascinating!
We will continue next time with our final installment of my interview with local hoodster "L"